"When I got hoarse, the manager would say, ‘Drink this. Joplin used to drink this,’ and I used to say, ‘Joplin? Joplin’s dead."
— Cyndi Lauper
This is Fergie. Also, I told you so.
Dear Lady Gaga,
I hate to break it to you, but we already know you’re ugly. The jig is up. You can stop pulling shit like this. Also, it defeats the purpose when your huge nose protrudes through. Alright. That’s about it. Have a good one. - @kolchak