November 2009
19 posts
Barack Obama to send 34,000 more troops to... →
Very disappointed. Change we can believe in?
I just want a video game where you play John...
Is that so much to ask?
HOLY CRAP. TOMORROW IS NATIONAL HUG A JEW DAY AND...
SAW 7
INT. - BEDROOM - NIGHT
JAMES awakens inside a dirty, unkempt, bedroom. It’s damp and he can see his own breath. Coming to, he realizes he’s been chained to the bed (which has been bolted to the ground). He frantically pulls on the chain.
JAMES
What is this? What’s going on?
Suddenly, the television in the corner of the room comes on. On the screen is a small puppet kind of...
I am prejudiced
donchiefnerd:
I refuse to watch any movie or television program, read about or entertain any conversation containing any reference to one particular demographic.
Vampires.
I cannot stand them.
There I said it.
I feel much better.
Watch “Let the Right One In”, a fantastic Swedish picture (I believe the best of any movie) from last year, and get back to me. The book is phenomenal...
So then
Paul was all “Why don’t we do it in the road?”
And she was all “Because I don’t like being hit by cars. I thought you were supposed to be the bright one.”
Meanwhile, Ringo was reading Nietzsche and getting his monocle resized.
FIN.
Shitty. Shipping is $30 to Canada. Why can't we...
(via myrm)
I think it has to do with covering costs of cleaning moose poop from the trucks afterwards.
Suspected US serial killer blamed stench on...
CHICAGO (AFP) – A woman who lived for years with an alleged serial killer said she never suspected the putrid smell at their Cleveland, Ohiohome came from decomposing bodies, after being told the stench came from a sausage factory.
Police have unearthed the remains of 11 women in and around the house where Lori Frazier lived with Anthony Sowell, who was indicted Monday in the case that led to...
Have you ever stepped outside some place and felt a great deal of uneasiness?
Almost as if there’s something watching you?
And when you turn around - sure enough - the creepy loiterers.
Now, I can understand if you’re smoking a cigarette. But when you reach a point where you say “Hey, it’s a Tuesday night. I’m gonna go hang out in the shadowy corner of a building...
Things to do today
Interview with editor of Rue Morgue magazine
Class
Begin bacon ponzi scheme
Coffee bath
Get headache
Chug aspirin
Throw things at people from balconies
Practice “Doll on a music box/ Truly Scrumptious” duet from “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”
Love Kittens
Better get cracking
I've just gotten off the phone with Verizon
and a new Blackberry Storm 2 is on its way to replace my regular Blackberry Storm. It’s a vast improvement over the older model (which was rushed out, causing shares of RIMM to plummet at the time).
I’m a little surprised, given how botched the original device was, that Verizon offered no upgrade discount for owners of the first model. I still like that phone. I didn’t have...
Queen Tori Amos does Britney Spears; kicks ass.
“When I got hoarse, the manager would say, ‘Drink this. Joplin used to...”
– Cyndi Lauper
Wait. You people are still here?
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