November 2011
61 posts
Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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If it has a bunch of typos
I wrote it on my netbook. Going from a big keyboard to a tiny one can really throw off your rhythm, man.
Nov 29th
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The Muppets: A Critique
I love the muppets. They hold down a very special place in my heart. So when I heard that Jason Segel would be at the helm of this most recent outing, I balked. It made me nervous. Early on in the year we received word of “muppetgate”, in which the Hollywood Reporter broke a story with several anonymous muppeteers airing distaste for the project and the legendary Frank Oz chiming in...
Nov 28th
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Unfollowed some people on Twitter today.
It’s not because I don’t love you, though.  These were mostly people who weren’t tweeting, some of whom have moved over here permanently. So don’t get all disgruntled. 
Nov 27th
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“I hear his name bandied about a lot, but I don’t know him. I don’t...”
– Kermit the Frog
Nov 27th
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Nov 23rd
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TODAY IS MUPPETS DAY!
jewles: TODAY IS MUPPETS DAY! FUCKYEAH. If anyone in my theater pulls some Statler and Waldorf shit, I’ll go full animal on them.
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Just saw a leaked spoiler image from the next...
And I let out an epic, Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOO”. I shouldn’t have gone into that thread.
Nov 22nd
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WatchWatch
Driving to work. Also, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Nov 20th
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Should I add the PS Vita to my Christmas list?
I’m a little torn. I want it. But I barely have enough time to play my psp go anymore. I’m inclined to think that if I had a vita, it would be played. And possibly be used to supplement my other music players/internet devices. Also, I have no problems being an early adopter. I kind of like it, really. Even when things fail (HD DVDs were fucking better. Period. Sony just wrote a check...
Nov 20th
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Pretty sure I missed that whole Kik thing...
But mine is kolchak. Go figure.
Nov 20th
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nerdfaced replied to your photo: This isn’t necessary. haha, nor is smoking? Strike, Jeff. Strike true. But the thing is: we know. Smokers know more than anyone that cigarettes contain carcinogens. I’ve been hectored by complete strangers on the street telling me that cigarettes will kill me, usually replying with “If I’m going to be around you much longer, I hope they work...
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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sarkastickunt: I visited Favstar for the first time in forever and I went to the Popular People page and I read some of their tweets and I was, “WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?” I never thought I would say this, but I miss the FAVRD days when popular meant FUNNY and not just flexible enough to kiss someone’s ass or suck your own dick. Psh. You’re just an anti-bieberite.
Nov 18th
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Tonight's saga:
Buy new Samsung Soundbar. Super sleek, wireless subwoof. Beautiful stuff. Get off work, bring it home. Doesn’t respond to sound audio out from the cable box. Unplug HDMI being used from the cable box, replace with component. No dice. TV only has one audio out channel, not a separate for left and right. Decide to use SDIF optical connection instead. Dig through soundbar packaging. No...
Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
Jerry Sandusky awakes to a knock at the door...
Nov 15th
kolchak
therealcherilyn: it was google wave.  my bad. I always checked Google Wave. Nobody was ever on. And Liz Hurley never accepts my friend requests.
Nov 15th
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Why did no one tell me that Liz Hurley was on...
You people dropped the ball.
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
Anonymous asked: Then it can only be explained by assuming they're cyborgs, enjoying the free wifi.
Nov 14th
Anonymous asked: Because old people never sleep except in front of the tv or at Aunt Marge's wake. What else are they going to do at 4am?
Nov 14th
Anonymous asked: They're insomniopedophiles?
Nov 14th
Anonymously tell me why old people get up at 4 in...
Nov 14th
IF CAPTAIN CRUNCH WERE PLAYED BY RICHARD BELZER HE...
Nov 14th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 10th
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thechrisangel-deactivated201202 asked: How could the Roman Empire have been improved through the use of lasers?
Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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Reblog if you're 6 feet or taller.
Woot.
Nov 9th
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Truth
I collectively refer to the 20-something ladies who work at the fluff-and-fold next door as “Laundromat fairies”. I mix and match skittles, and have to have at least 2 at a time. I have more shirts than hangers. Wish more people used Google+. H.P. Lovecraft standalone monster stories > Cthulu mythos stories. Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my stride. Pretty sure Dean...
Nov 9th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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Curtains
So, I just heard the news about the outlook of “Ebert Presents: At The Movies”. It’s bleak, and it’s heartbreaking. For those who don’t know, Roger Ebert revamped his “Sneak Previews” format last year, with Associated Press critic Christy Lemire and Ignatiy Vishnevetsky of Mubi.com filling the notable aisle seats.  The two provide a great contrast. Lemire...
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
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Here’s an even better link. They’re accepting Paypal donations.
Nov 7th
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Douchebags threatening to demolish "Night of the... →
This shit needs to be stopped. Spread the word. On faceypages, too: http://www.facebook.com/groups/savethechapel/
Nov 7th
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goodybrains asked: Perpetually unresolved as to whether I like you or think you're an assvalve. JUSSAYIN IS ALL.
Nov 7th
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Love and Lunch
Man #1: Why do girls not like me?
Man #2: How did you get mustard on your neck?
Nov 7th
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misscook replied to your photo: Just checking in. You’re an honorary sister wife. It has been decided. And my day has been made.
Nov 6th
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Nov 6th
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