If it has a bunch of typos
I wrote it on my netbook. Going from a big keyboard to a tiny one can really throw off your rhythm, man.
The Muppets: A Critique
I love the muppets. They hold down a very special place in my heart. So when I heard that Jason Segel would be at the helm of this most recent outing, I balked. It made me nervous. Early on in the year we received word of “muppetgate”, in which the Hollywood Reporter broke a story with several anonymous muppeteers airing distaste for the project and the legendary Frank Oz chiming in...
Unfollowed some people on Twitter today.
It’s not because I don’t love you, though. These were mostly people who weren’t tweeting, some of whom have moved over here permanently. So don’t get all disgruntled.
I hear his name bandied about a lot, but I don’t know him. I don’t...– Kermit the Frog
TODAY IS MUPPETS DAY!
jewles: TODAY IS MUPPETS DAY! FUCKYEAH. If anyone in my theater pulls some Statler and Waldorf shit, I’ll go full animal on them.
Just saw a leaked spoiler image from the next...
And I let out an epic, Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOO”. I shouldn’t have gone into that thread.
Driving to work. Also, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Should I add the PS Vita to my Christmas list?
I’m a little torn. I want it. But I barely have enough time to play my psp go anymore. I’m inclined to think that if I had a vita, it would be played. And possibly be used to supplement my other music players/internet devices. Also, I have no problems being an early adopter. I kind of like it, really. Even when things fail (HD DVDs were fucking better. Period. Sony just wrote a check...
Pretty sure I missed that whole Kik thing...
But mine is kolchak. Go figure.
nerdfaced replied to your photo: This isn’t necessary. haha, nor is smoking? Strike, Jeff. Strike true. But the thing is: we know. Smokers know more than anyone that cigarettes contain carcinogens. I’ve been hectored by complete strangers on the street telling me that cigarettes will kill me, usually replying with “If I’m going to be around you much longer, I hope they work...
sarkastickunt: I visited Favstar for the first time in forever and I went to the Popular People page and I read some of their tweets and I was, “WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?” I never thought I would say this, but I miss the FAVRD days when popular meant FUNNY and not just flexible enough to kiss someone’s ass or suck your own dick. Psh. You’re just an anti-bieberite.
Buy new Samsung Soundbar. Super sleek, wireless subwoof. Beautiful stuff. Get off work, bring it home. Doesn’t respond to sound audio out from the cable box. Unplug HDMI being used from the cable box, replace with component. No dice. TV only has one audio out channel, not a separate for left and right. Decide to use SDIF optical connection instead. Dig through soundbar packaging. No...
Jerry Sandusky awakes to a knock at the door...
therealcherilyn: it was google wave. my bad. I always checked Google Wave. Nobody was ever on. And Liz Hurley never accepts my friend requests.
Why did no one tell me that Liz Hurley was on...
You people dropped the ball.
Anonymous asked: Then it can only be explained by assuming they're cyborgs, enjoying the free wifi.
Anonymous asked: Because old people never sleep except in front of the tv or at Aunt Marge's wake. What else are they going to do at 4am?
Anonymous asked: They're insomniopedophiles?
Anonymously tell me why old people get up at 4 in...
IF CAPTAIN CRUNCH WERE PLAYED BY RICHARD BELZER HE...
thechrisangel-deactivated201202 asked: How could the Roman Empire have been improved through the use of lasers?
Reblog if you're 6 feet or taller.
I collectively refer to the 20-something ladies who work at the fluff-and-fold next door as “Laundromat fairies”. I mix and match skittles, and have to have at least 2 at a time. I have more shirts than hangers. Wish more people used Google+. H.P. Lovecraft standalone monster stories > Cthulu mythos stories. Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my stride. Pretty sure Dean...
So, I just heard the news about the outlook of “Ebert Presents: At The Movies”. It’s bleak, and it’s heartbreaking. For those who don’t know, Roger Ebert revamped his “Sneak Previews” format last year, with Associated Press critic Christy Lemire and Ignatiy Vishnevetsky of Mubi.com filling the notable aisle seats. The two provide a great contrast. Lemire...
Here’s an even better link. They’re accepting Paypal donations.
Douchebags threatening to demolish "Night of the... →
This shit needs to be stopped. Spread the word. On faceypages, too: http://www.facebook.com/groups/savethechapel/
goodybrains asked: Perpetually unresolved as to whether I like you or think you're an assvalve. JUSSAYIN IS ALL.
Love and Lunch
Man #1: Why do girls not like me?
Man #2: How did you get mustard on your neck?
misscook replied to your photo: Just checking in. You’re an honorary sister wife. It has been decided. And my day has been made.