December 2011
39 posts
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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i-dobelieveincommas replied to your photo: Status: drinking. marry me If your plan is to get me drunk and marry me without a prenup, then win Gonzo in the divorce, that would probably work.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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WatchWatch
Car singing. Mary Poppins edition.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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War on Christmas 2011: A briefing  →
Just some things to look out for this season, lest you become an atheist and go to hell.
Dec 22nd
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You people can be so silly sometimes.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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Spot the logical falacies! →
You will become woozy within five minutes.
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
Dec 17th
Do unto others
Yesterday a fellow named Albert Mohler, President of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, tweeted the following upon receiving word of Hitchens’ passing: The death tonight of Christopher Hitchens is an excruciating reminder of the consequences of unbelief. We can only pray others will believe. Using a memorial message as a recruiting tool is a disgusting thing in and of itself. But...
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Fuck.
I knew it was coming, but I wasn’t ready. This hit me much harder than I thought it would.
Dec 16th
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I don’t know what this commercial is for, but I think I’m sold.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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ListenI haven’t said much about the Tori concert,...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Shunt
is an awesome word.  A word that the medical community has held captive for too long. TOO LONG, I SAY. So I propose we take it back. From this point forward, I will be calling people shunts when aggravated with them.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
Dec 10th
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How I learned to stop worrying and love the...
I like to walk down to the local bars for last call and watch the people stream out. Last night there was nearly a fist fight between two African American gentlemen who said “nigga”, literally, every two or three words. There was a guy in a hoodie who face-planted onto a sidewalk. And there was me, smoking and taking in the sights and sounds of collegiate Thursdays. Among the usual...
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
Dec 5th
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Universal is closing down its JAWS ride and the... →
Not cool. I still haven’t recovered from “King Kong” shutting down.
Dec 3rd
I thought the white holiday Coke cans were classy.
They shouldn’t have to change it due to mouth breathers buying them and thinking they’re diet because they can’t be bothered to READ THE FUCKING CAN THEY’RE PURCHASING. Maybe they should also put “NOT A PEPSI” on the can so everyone is sure. Way to ruin a good thing, vapid Diet Coke people.
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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