In a rare lapse of judgement this morning, I purchased a carton of cigarettes at Wal Mart instead of the gas station (because I was already there) and spent way more money than I had to.
Now, in the incandescent glow of the coffee shop, I lament my decision before realizing that, due to the incoming inflation, I made a great choice either way because I can use those cigarettes as currency once the apocalypse hits.Too long, didn’t read: WINNING.

In a rare lapse of judgement this morning, I purchased a carton of cigarettes at Wal Mart instead of the gas station (because I was already there) and spent way more money than I had to.

Now, in the incandescent glow of the coffee shop, I lament my decision before realizing that, due to the incoming inflation, I made a great choice either way because I can use those cigarettes as currency once the apocalypse hits.

Too long, didn’t read: WINNING.

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