Removing the head or destroying the brain

I opened a new savings account today.

Associated Bank gave me a book about the Packers’ quarterback as some sort of reward for doing more business with them.

It’s a hefty book with glossy pages. It’s nice.

I don’t give two shits about Aaron Rodgers. I already gave it away.

I’m just upset it wasn’t a toaster or something. I could use a new toaster.

You can use toasters to make bagels.