French onion dip may only be consumed with ridged chips.
The dip may only lightly skim the chip. The second the dip texture overwhelms the chip texture, I’m out.
Teeth must be brushed immediately after consuming said dip.
If at any point there is a piece of chip inside the dip, you will fish that fucker out with a tooth pick or it will bother me all night.
The second the dip develops that watery film on top of it, it’s getting thrown out. I don’t care if it’s natural, and I don’t care if the dip is brand new. Fuck that.
Disperse your dips equally so that one side of the dip container isn’t some cavernous hellhole that may give way to the aforementioned watery discharge.
Don’t let dip drip everywhere. Use something to catch it like a civilized person.
The dip container is not yours, and this is not hoarders. Back the fuck off.
sparkgrrl658 said:
NO CHIPS MAY BE LEFT BEHIND. NO WOUNDED SOLDIERS. IT’S A FUCKING RULE OF LIFE. (also, i hate ridged chips UNLESS there is onion dip, true story. i also routinely turn the dip container because J cannot understand this concept.)
