Overheard on campus
| Him: | I don't like coffee. I'd rather just drink cream. |
| Her: | That's weird. |
| Him: | I don't think it's weird. I think liking coffee is weird. |
| Her: | Liking coffee isn't weird. There are coffee shops all over. There aren't any "come in and drink cream" shops. |
| Him: | Sounds like a good business opportunity. |