Overheard on campus

Him: I don't like coffee. I'd rather just drink cream.
Her: That's weird.
Him: I don't think it's weird. I think liking coffee is weird.
Her: Liking coffee isn't weird. There are coffee shops all over. There aren't any "come in and drink cream" shops.
Him: Sounds like a good business opportunity.
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  1. sparkgrrl658 said: …i’d rather just have a glass of milk? that you can buy by the gallon pretty much anywhere?
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